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A few funny sentences

Let's eat grandpa. Let's eat, grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life.People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.What happens if you get scared half to death twice?Future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.You all laugh because I'm different - I laugh because you're all the same.The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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A few funny sentences

Funny joke

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Funny joke

funny is absurdly logical

funny is absurdly logical.as I warned you, Which, isn’t very funny to joke.logic No one lives by this of the absurd more than Miami columnist, Dave Barry:“I feel an As a laughter sms
mature adult obligation to help the younger generation, just as the
mother fish guards her unhatched eggs, keeping her, never leaving her
post, not even to go to the bathroom, until her tiny babies emerge and
she is able, at last, to eat them.lonely vigil day after day”Why?Which is hilarious, right? جوک خنده دار Because Dave connects with three of Arthur Black’s beer-swilling criteria:are you kidding me?It’s thought-raising kids?provoking اس ام اس خنده دار?fish should have to go to the bathroom It’s incongruous—that.that we should have joke babies so It’s outrageous
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20 Responses to Telemarketers(Funny story)

20 Responses to Telemarketers
Even though it is not very serious in Iran but some may fine it useful or at least funny.
This has been an email from my epal "sunil bhatia". He is a nice guy. So let's read it.
 
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . "3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work if
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شعر طنز لیلی امروزی Funny poem

شعر طنز لیلی امروزی Funny poem
یک شبی لیلی دلش آمد به درد
عاشق بیچاره را احضار کرد
گفت : اول یک طبیبی کن خبر
بعد از ان هم انچه میگویم بخر
داد دستش صورتی با لابلند
نام اشیائی بر ان بنوشته چند
شعر طنز لیلی امروزی Funny poem
گفت : باید سکه های ناب ناب
بهرم اری تا غروب افتاب
یک النگوی طلا یک سینه ریز
طوق مروارید و گردنبند نیز
دستبندم از برلیان می خری
با دو گردنبند و سه انگشتری
ساعت بسیار زیبا از طلا
زود بهر من بخر ای ناقلا
شعر طنز لیلی امروزی Funny poem
دستکش با کی
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شعر طنز لیلی امروزی Funny poem

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JENNIFER LOPEZ
Ain't It Funny Lyrics
 
 
Estoy... Loca... Enamorada... De ti
It seemed to be like the perfect thing for you and me It's so ironic you're what I had pictured you to be But there are facts in our lives we can never change Just tell me that you understand and feel the same
This perfect romance that I've created in my mind (In my mind) I'd live a thousand lives, each one with you right by my side But yet we find ourselves in a less than perfect circumstance And so it seems like we'll never have the chance
Ain't it funny how some feelings you just can't deny And you can't move on even though you try Ain't it strange when your feeling things you shouldn't feel Oh, I wish this could be real Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life And you don't want
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